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crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.
"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015
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whipple cripple

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.
Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017
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Send a Cripple Nudes Day

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple
Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day
by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020
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Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.
"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"
by Sezril February 2, 2004
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cripplecheeser

One who plays COD too long or too much.
"It says on his combat record he's been playing for 12 days". What a cripplecheeser.
by GrandpaEster April 18, 2011
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Climples

Pimples located in or around a woman's clevage.
When Lindsey wears that low-cut halter top you can see her nasty climples!
by L Pizzle November 25, 2007
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clipped

Shit guy, someone just tried to clip me.
by Jimmy Ceb June 24, 2004
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