GUM Clinic

Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic

The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.

Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.

For example

Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic

Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?

Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback

Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?

by Preperation Aitch July 15, 2011

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

Soul Clinic International School

A school that beats up children and take credit for people that has left their school and have become successful when they have done nothing to change the student. This is also an international school without Air Conditioning (imagine). You will be special to a teacher if you buy them snacks or give them money (Mr Pedro ICT TEACHER). Teachers also lie and never take responsibility for what they have done and always have an excuse to put the blame on the student (this also applies to the head master and directors).

Are you going to Soul Clinic International School?

by xxbenkxben August 20, 2019

minute clinic hoe

A hoe that can get you off in a minute then you need to go to a clinic

You must be one of those minute clinic hoes!!!!

by Lady J’s House of Worship August 6, 2021

spit clinic

(n.) a place where people can go to spit on other people. The act of spitting can be in another persons mouth, on body or around them. This would resemble some sort of fetish.

Mary said to Jane, "Hey girl, I'm free today and I'm feeling frisky, let's go to the spit clinic."
Jane replied, "me too, pick me up at 12:30pm."
Mary responded "I'm hacking up loogies right now for practice, see you soon gurrrrl"

by lol109284 April 14, 2022

A Clinic's ramble

A clinic's ramble is a term referring to an insane (diagnosed, -clinic- or not.) persons ramble about something. Could be about anything, nothing in particular.

Friend 1: "Hey man, where were you? You've been gone for an hour!"

Friend 2: "Sorry, I was listening to a clinic's ramble."

by Cheese/Cb May 22, 2023

A Clinic's ramble

A clinic's ramble is a term that refers to an insane (diagnosed/clinic or not.) person's ramble. Could be about anything, nothing in particular.

Friend 1: "Hey man, where have you been? You've been gone for an hour!"

Friend 2: "Sorry, I was listening to a clinic's ramble."

by Cheese/Cb May 22, 2023