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Cleveland Dry Dock

A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
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Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
by Tha1&only November 23, 2009
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Greater Cleveland Area

The largest Metropolitan area in the State of Ohio. Anchored by Cleveland on Lake Erie in North East Ohio, the area also consists of Akron, Mentor,Lorain, and Elyria that make up a population of aproximately 3 million. The area is filled with cultural amenities like Museums, The world Famous Cleveland Orchastra, The rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Play House Square center, The warehouse district and the arenas and stadiums that house The Cleveland Browns, Cavs and Indians. Get ready to hear more about this place in the next few years!!
Beachwood Place mall is the most upscale mall in the Greater Cleveland area.
by BAM86 July 28, 2008
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CleverOmegle

A troll's dream come true. Basically it starts a conversation with a stranger on omegle, and takes their responses and puts them into cleverbot. This creates a lot of confusion for the stranger, and you can sit back and enjoy the lulz.
Dude, I went to CleverOmegle and i didn't even have to do anything to laugh my ass off!
by Trevorox4455 August 12, 2011
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Cleveland Special

When you shove chicken grease in your urethra and your partner gives you blow job until you release the grease.
Dude I gave my girlfriend the Cleveland special last night.
by THEPINNAPPLE May 11, 2016
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cleverclogs

An intellectual who is all too keen to flaunt his intelligence.

To the point of being irritating, generally..
Edward always feels the need explain every concept we talk about; he is a goddam cleverclogs.
by dervishmadwhirler August 7, 2016
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Cleverbot

An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com
User: Do you eat pants?

Cleverbot: All the time!!!!

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?

User: Do yo stalk small children?

Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.

User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEEF STEAK.

Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?

User: My beef steak is very jolly.

Cleverbot: What is jolly?
by Lichkitten March 13, 2011
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