coeliac

The correct spelling of celiac

I can't eat gluten. I'm celiac.
Don't you mean coeliac you dyslexic glutard?

by max hotep April 13, 2014

Celiac Disease

A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.

Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.

Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.

A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

celia

A beutiful woman with very bad luck

She looks like a Celia

by Badu February 25, 2005

Celiac

Sucks. Can't eat gluten cause your immune system's dumb and attacks itself when you eat it. Actually spelt Coeliac but no one remembers that.

Non celiac:' yummmm this gluten food is sooooo nice!'
Celiac:'ARGH GET YOUR SCUMMY GLUTEN FOOD AWAY FROM MEEE'
Non celiacs: ' oh ahahaha you can't even eat this?'
Celiac: 'nope I just have to buy SUPER EXPENSIVE gluten free food instead'
Non celiac:' hahaha sucks to be you, your such a celiac'
Celiac:' yep'

by Glutenfreeceliac September 5, 2019

Celiann

Is a beautiful young lady who rocks her outfits 24/7 and is sweet and loyal. She defends herself and her friends.

Your such a celiann!

by Celiann November 11, 2017

Clella

A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.

Ew I don’t ship Clella.

No, Clella is destiny.

by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020

Rosie and Celia

Skinny legends

“Look at Rosie and Celia over there”
“Yes they are Skinny Legends”

by Nubcentral March 29, 2020