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Cleffia

An STD that causes you you to Nerdrage uncontrollably.
Did you hear about that paladin, he completely lost it in vent, I wonder if his Cleffia is acting up.
by Maethor April 15, 2009
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Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.
Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack
by JDMBart April 12, 2019
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The Homosexual Clefairy

A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009
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Cleft Oil

1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.

2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.
Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!

Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...
by Paleblank January 16, 2006
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Cleft

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal
Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.
by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021
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pudendal cleft

Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.
Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....

Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.

Dave: Sweet!
by pagga warhorse April 20, 2014
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Cleft

A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)
Oh i'd like to see her cleft!
by Barry Neilson January 21, 2004
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