Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016

chawched

1. when all the marijuana in your bong or pipe has turned to ash.
2.when anything is done and or empty.
3.When u have jizzed on her face and are empty.

1. Stoner1 "Yo is there any left?"
Stoner2 "no dude, shes chawched."
Stoner3 "we gonna pack another bowl?"
stoner2 "no dice, were pretty chawched"
stoner1+3 "yeeeeaaa"

by Curtis Huras July 2, 2005

Clatch

The act of taking a shower then using the wet towel to achieve a orgasm, In most cases the wet towel is used in a see-saw motion until the climax occurs.

Tyler- What is Taking so long for that shower?
Anonymous Hot chick - Im all most done
Tyler- done with what?
Anonymous Hot chick- My daily clatch

by J0ELSELF June 10, 2011

Clatch

A combination of 'clam' and 'snatch'; A woman's hairy downstairs.

Holy shit man, her clatch smelled awful!

It wasn't quite a clam, but wasn't quite a snatch...it's a clatch!

by The Grand Wolf December 5, 2010

Clatchet Hustlers

A squad of classy gals who if necessary, can hold their own on the dance floor. Can get pretty rachet. Plan to be cattle hustlers if they all dropout of university.

Bob: Yo did you see those classy bitchs by the bar?
Joe: The one who was twerking on the dfloor, then asked me if I came from a cow farm?
Bob: Yeah! They are the definition of clatchet hustlers!

by CH4lyfe March 7, 2016

chawched

1.when all of the marijuana in your bong, or pipe has turned to ash.

2.when anything is done.

Stoner 1: "yo dood, is there any left?"
Stoner 2: "no man, she's chawched."
Stoner 3: "so we packin another bowl?"
Stoner 2: "no dice, were pretty chawched."
Stoners 2+3: "yeeeaaa"

by li'l Steeevey June 28, 2005

chawched

1. when all the marijuana in your bong or pipe has turned to ash.
2.when anything is done and or empty.

1. Stoner1 "Yo is there any left?"
Stoner2 "no dude, shes chawched."
Stoner3 "we gonna pack another bowl?"
stoner2 "no dice, were pretty chawched"
stoner1+3 "yeeeeaaa"

by Curtis Huras July 2, 2005