clamhand

The act of doing something poorly or ineffectively, especially in a tense or dangerous situation.

After the wiper flew off of my car while I was driving in torrential rain, I couldn't see anything and had to clamhand it to the nearby carwash.

by Kyune February 3, 2021

Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011

clamato

A clam-juice beverage that was popular in the '90s.

Would you like a glass of Clamato?

by Indreams April 10, 2004

Serbian Clam Hat

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.

Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.

Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.

by Study Fives June 11, 2010

clamato

snatch so good that it makes you dizzy.

Damn, that girl's got a whack clamato.

by Clammy MacDougal May 14, 2003

Clamato Soup

The act of separating the lips of a menstruating vagina, bring about the clam. This is promptly followed by a good ole’ tonguin’ of the clam until cum is formed to create a pinkish fluid, just like clam flavored tomato soup. Be advised that some may be fishier then others.

Carl had himself some tasty clamato soup last night.

by cnc525 March 1, 2009

clamato

booze

Man, I'm fuckin' sloshed off this clamato!

by Clammy MacDougal May 14, 2003