cuntasaur

someone who is suck a giant cunt, that their douchyness has to be explained in the colassal term of dinosaurs.

Why did he walk in here and be giant cuntasaur?
i dunno cause hes mendi?

by THE B.I.G. T REX February 10, 2010

Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008

chintastic

Adjective used to describe a person with a huge chin and jaw that dominates their face. On men, it can work, but it's a real problem for girls and women.

Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis are so chintastic that the only reason people tell them they're pretty is because they have famous fathers. Other chintastic celebrities: Jay Leno and Bruce Willis.

by alldat November 6, 2007

Cuntasaurus Rex

When a woman's vagina is so big and loose from fucking people a lot that it could almost eat someone.

Damn dude! I was gonna fuck her and I was like, "Woah! Cuntasaurus Rex get the hell away from me"

by The Sheep September 8, 2004

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

by baileycook April 14, 2006

cuntass

Noun.

A person or thing that doesnt comply to what you want or is generally in some way annoying or irritating.

See also:
fucker, cunt, twat

Jamie is a cuntass.
My boss is a cuntass.

by Nonameo July 15, 2008

cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010