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Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.
Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.
by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014
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Blue Chuting

Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.
OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.
by jbcase01 December 7, 2020
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Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.
Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.
by The creator April 12, 2022
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Cuming Rainbow

When a guy is eating out a girl the shoves a pack of skittles up her vagina without her consent. He then performs the ABC's making her cum a rainbow, which he thinks makes her cum sweeter.
Last night Tom was eating out this chick, he shoved a pack of skittles up her cooch and performed the ABC's on her, she came a rainbow. example Cuming Rainbow
by semper amabo te February 25, 2011
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chumeng

a buff, handsome, smart, and Asian gentleman that everybody wants to be and is jealous of. Everybody hates on him e.g. John Fry.
John Fry hates on chumeng because he wants to be him
by zhengchu May 5, 2009
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chumming

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms
I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.
by NB1 July 16, 2007
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chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.
"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"
by Murph February 19, 2004
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