chucknard

an absolute tool or loser, a pretty generic insult

man, michael bolton is such a chucknard!

by petey the playa January 21, 2006

chicsand

Being stuck in a bad relationship with no way out.

Dude he's really stuck in "chicsand"!

by fscf May 3, 2011

Quarters for Checkstand Five

1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.

2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.

1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"

2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-

by Brianrietta January 29, 2005

chicksand

Situation with a girl where no matter what you do, things only get worse. The more you try to break up with her or distance yourself, the deeper in the relationship you get.

Popularized by the TV Comedy Happy Endings

Mike: Yeah, I went over to her house to break up with her last night.

Steve: How did it go? Are you over?

Mike: No!! Not only are we still together, I'm her date to her sister's wedding!

Steve: Dude, that's some deep chicksand you're in...

by Rev Pickle May 3, 2011

chicksand

Derived from the word quicksand, chicksand is when a male over commits himself to a female, has overstepped his bounds and regrets a decision he has made with a female.

dude #1 - You said you would meet her parents?!?!

dude #2 - Yeah...was that a bad move?

dude #1 - Oh f*ck you're in some serious chicksand.

by jumanjiboy May 3, 2011

chicksand

When a man gets stuck in a relationship with no way out.

Guy 1: "Dude, every time I try to break up with her, I get pulled deeper into the relationship!"

Guy 2: "Chicksand dude."

Jose: "Aycarumba, dudes!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

Chicksand

When a relationship with a woman is going perfectly fine and then mysteriously sucks you in and you are unable to escape; even in death.

See also; co-signing, psycho bitch, pulling the goalie baby mama and half shacking

"I heard she poked holes in his condoms and now he's in Chicksand."

by WebFugitive May 11, 2011