Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010

chubgina

A fat or chubby vagina.

Dude banged out her chubgina last night.

by NWz0mbieking September 23, 2013

clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017

we be clubbin'

-idiom
1. Patronizing a nighttime dancing establishment.
2. An expression indicating agreement, well-being, or a generally positive feeling, often used as a response.

"We be clubbin'; everybody likes when the girl shakes something."

"What are you up to this fine evening, young fellows?"
"We be clubbin'."

"This vacation is phenomenal"
"We be clubbin'."

by PG2 November 7, 2007

Culture Clubbing

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.

"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS

by mud00 September 29, 2010

chubbie

A big pulsating boner, an erect phallus

See: Pan handle; big floppy donkey dick

Colin was embarrassed of his Chubbie.

Vaz's chubbie was mocked by his girlfriend.

by Oz March 16, 2003

Clubbin'

When two (or more) guys try to scissor.

Me and the guys are going clubbin' this weekend. Can't wait to get all sweaty and touch skins.

by Gay Frank December 5, 2018