by andydank September 20, 2013
Get the chronik mug.A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.
Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"
Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?
Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!
Person B: chronically online ass go outside
Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?
Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!
Person B: chronically online ass go outside
by Slay D. Cooche July 20, 2023
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These people tend to spend way too much time on tiktok, twitter, or tumblr, and create a whole personality only based on things they see online. They have no real interests and often fake mental illnesses to seem “relatable” or “different.” Some of these people often are also performative activists and participate in activism only because it is seen as “currently trending.” Some of these people also get angry if you don’t put trigger warning for unnecessary things such as: numbers, pronouns, MEN(wtf), white people(also wtf), and other thing you would encounter in a normal day outside of your house. A large majority of these people also go by just made up neopronouns that are so embarrassing that it’s making fun of the trans community at this point. (🖤/🖤self; 🌸/🌸self; bunny/bunnyself) There are so many other things wrong with these people and this is just a few, but I am SO SORRY FOR YOU if you’ve ever had to deal with anyone like this.
p1: Did you hear p3? They just yelled at me for not using a trigger warning for numbers.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.
by Chuck Phuck July 17, 2021
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Get the chronically ill mug.A girl every guy goes to right after the end of his relationship. She is led on to think she has a chance of dating said guy. She is usually sweet and will fall for it every time. The guys usually never talk to her after they've been satisfied with their rebound time. Rarely ever has a boyfriend.
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Girl 1: I heard Emma went on dates with a bunch of guys, but never saw them again.
Girl 2: Really? She must be a chronically rebounded-on girl.
Girl 1: I heard Emma went on dates with a bunch of guys, but never saw them again.
Girl 2: Really? She must be a chronically rebounded-on girl.
by tinkerpink July 25, 2011
Get the Chronically Rebounded-On Girl mug.The official name for April 20th, the holiday for the celebration of Cannabis.
A day to be taken to do nothing but spend time with friends, and smoke, vape, eat, as much chronic as possible.
One particular tradition is to smoke blunts/joints all day long. You take the roach from each blunt/joint and mix it in with the chronic for each additional blunt/joint. This is known as a generation. The second blunt/joint with the first roach is a "second generation" blunt/joint. The number of generations a person reaches states how good of a chronica you had.
This holiday dates back to the days of ole. It predates any other holiday, religious or celebratory, in accordance that humans have been using and celebrating the use of chronic since the dawn of time.
A day to be taken to do nothing but spend time with friends, and smoke, vape, eat, as much chronic as possible.
One particular tradition is to smoke blunts/joints all day long. You take the roach from each blunt/joint and mix it in with the chronic for each additional blunt/joint. This is known as a generation. The second blunt/joint with the first roach is a "second generation" blunt/joint. The number of generations a person reaches states how good of a chronica you had.
This holiday dates back to the days of ole. It predates any other holiday, religious or celebratory, in accordance that humans have been using and celebrating the use of chronic since the dawn of time.
"Happy Chronica"
"Have a nice Chronica!!!"
"I smoked a 20th generation blunt on Chronica this year!!!!"
"Have a nice Chronica!!!"
"I smoked a 20th generation blunt on Chronica this year!!!!"
by phoenix42o October 18, 2008
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You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.
The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.
History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.
The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.
History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009
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