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Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.
as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher
by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021
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Christofer Drew

A 18-year old that actually takes pride in music. Some of his first songs are mostly auto tune, but his recent songs are all him. He is an example of a artists that has grown in his music. Great to see live.
Christofer Drew's music is not like Justin beiber's.
by Heytheree July 23, 2010
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Christofer

The sweetest guy alive. He's caring, understanding, and loves to love. He can tell when you're sad, and he'll try to pick you up. He'll make you laugh, and cry laughing.
I don't deserve Christofer
by Bester Bitch April 20, 2019
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Christchurch

A city of around 400,000 people who jump into doorways and under tables on a regular basis. Toilets are often holes in the ground, and portable toilets are present on many streets. Sometimes one can see crap swimming down rivers to the sea. This is because so many of its residents shit themselves every time there is another earthquake. There is no central city any more - it all fell down. Brick chimneys and unreinforced brick walls are to be avoided. So are tall buildings, hills and cliff faces. February 22 2011 was the shakiest day yet.
Christchurch: The City that Rocks
Christchurch: It's Munted
by ShakyEd April 17, 2011
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christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?
by Mister Portman September 30, 2005
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ChristopherBangsexual

Only being attracted to a Guy Who is Christopher Bang, also known as "Bangchan" from Stray Kids and from 3racha
(A disgusting Man):wanna date?
(Me): Uhhmm... EWWW sorry im a ChristopherBangsexual
by Chris.jypeFromTiktok December 18, 2020
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Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.
If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.
by aanonaanon June 11, 2018
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