Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012
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Christos' are usually shy, cute and sweet looking guys but their personality is self-centred, irresponsible, untrustworthy, dishonest and disrespectful. His name is Greek for Christ, so he has a tendency to behave superior/righteous in a modest way but don't be fooled by his modesty. A Christos has a way with words so don't be surprised if he is able to make you change your opinion, beliefs or even argument to his own.
Christos' lack empathy and sympathy, they aren't romantic or thoughtful, they seek benefits for their own satisfaction.
The name Christos has meaning of righteousness, virtuous, moral and good man. So if you meat a Christos be prepared that he thinks he is perfect and thinks he doesn't need to changing. His stubbornness will also be something different to overcome.
If you can change a Christos, you are one lucky person.
Christos' lack empathy and sympathy, they aren't romantic or thoughtful, they seek benefits for their own satisfaction.
The name Christos has meaning of righteousness, virtuous, moral and good man. So if you meat a Christos be prepared that he thinks he is perfect and thinks he doesn't need to changing. His stubbornness will also be something different to overcome.
If you can change a Christos, you are one lucky person.
by Nikilonia May 25, 2021
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In Romanian, "Christos Haralambos" comes from "Christute Heramba" which means; "He who has big thumbs"
In Romanian, "Christos Haralambos" comes from "Christute Heramba" which means; "He who has big thumbs"
Oh no, Christos stole my passport again.
How big were his thumbs?
pretty big. I'm sure his full name is Christos Haralambos.
How big were his thumbs?
pretty big. I'm sure his full name is Christos Haralambos.
by Ghostlion February 7, 2022
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If you dont give them food they cry.
If you dont give them food they cry.
by SIkias June 14, 2020
Get the Christos mug.Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.
Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.
by The Guildford Bearded Lady December 14, 2008
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Christos or asshole
by Craig Robert April 19, 2019
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