Cheching

Crying while masturbating.

I was in a circle jerk with a couple of douche-canoes and I was cheching then my mother walked in.

by Greasus August 5, 2010

Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

chuching

crying while masturbating

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

by daniel nathan barthelomew May 18, 2010

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

The chooch and choochie show

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!

Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

by Mother choochie 🤠 March 11, 2021

chutching

n. to masturbate alone while crying softly

"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"

by smelly April 25, 2005

choosing

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005