Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

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Cholesterolites

The nutrients in deep fried and greasy food that helps to sober you up after a wicked bender.

We stopped at Waffle House when we were low on cholesterolites after my bachelor party.

by SR33666 December 15, 2018

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Cholesterol

There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.

Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."

by Wo' 'er March 1, 2023

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Chomes

Taking the word Chomo and Homes to combine for chomes. A way to tease ones friends basically telling them they are the child molesting hommie.

Me to my friend, "Cops get your panel van again chomes? ". Friends response as we both laugh"shut up you Cleveland clown."

by jayram1408 June 15, 2023

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bais chomesh

Bais Chomesh is not the place to be. The principles are annoying at time last forever down in that deep dark basement. Fun when no one else is there except for you and god.

Wow, you go to Bais Chomesh? *stiffle a laugh*

by Tzvaitel R. November 24, 2021

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