Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Choking Victim

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.

Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim

by FlakAttack August 27, 2006

Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Nuck chorris

Chuck Norris' Ebil brother

Believed not to exist, are no one has proof of his existence. The only knowledge of him if through folklore.

I hear Nuck Chorris was created one day when Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked too hard til he opened a time portal, and he split.

by GO DJ HaKa May 14, 2006

Choribasa

Something med students in poland are subject to. Especially ones at PUMS. It’s essentially a blend between the local sausage link and the ever imposing girth of the Spanish delicacy ....the chorizo. Most med students in poland are often on the run from the choribasa and fear it. It can come out of nowhere especially on test day. Once you come in contact with the choribasa your ass tends to hurt for a few days and it takes some getting used to in order to accept the fact that the mighty choribasa is never far and always willing to give you a taste.

Student 1:Man........ I got the choribasa on that test. It was awful. I didnt have a snowballs chance in hell. Walked into the testing center and I could tell I needed to brace for impact.

Student 2: Yeah bro.....i still have the choribasa in my ass from pathology block 3. Ive just learned to accept that its now stuck in there for a while. It is what it is

Student 1: yeah man.....its the reality. I’d just appreciate it if they gave us some lube next time.

by Z rocket May 19, 2021

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014