Chode

Chode(noun)

Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/

A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad

Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!

South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...

Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.

by Proper English Slangs June 27, 2009

Chode

The area between the testicles and the anus.

It is anatomicaly impossible for the penis to be wider than it is long.

Not only will tight pants cause loss of blood to the testicles , but they will also cause severe chaffing of the chode.

by stickles December 03, 2005

Chode

A penis that won't hit bottom but it sure will fuck up the edges!

His chode made my vagina sore for weeks.

by KatRebKelHol September 20, 2003

Chode

a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.

floppy dick Chode

by will purtill November 11, 2013

Chode

We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

by Grirl February 25, 2004

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude March 16, 2005

Chode

A dick wider than it is long.

Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.

by CokRubbin May 19, 2015