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When you are in a synagogue, and it gets shot up by Christians
Wow did you see that choch on the news?
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to be used in place of the word 'crotch'
"eat my choch!"
choch by Jilly B October 30, 2003
A pretty boy faggot who thinks he is the greatest at many things but to anyone else he looks like a pretty boy man whore with a emo hair cut. Usually tries to hug anyone or thing he sees while talking to and is very had to resist due to people feeling sorry for him and not wanting to make him feel worse about himself, Eventhough he should feel alot worse for himself. Typically a gamer that only plays halo and Counter strike and thinks he 'pwns' at it and calls himself a lv 5 nerd.
Girl: That Brady kid always hugs me in the halls, he looks so greasy!
Guy: Yeah hes a choch, no one really likes him...
choch by Chubs A'Fun January 25, 2008
A choch is a dirty penis. Say you just pulled out of a girls ass and there is shit all over your dick. Your dick, is now a choch.

Choch is also a synonym for asshole or douchebag. If someone is being an absolute faggot, just call them a choch.
Hey billy stop being a choch!
Choch by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019
A San Jose Sharks coach who misconstrues the fact that his team was lagging behind on the scoreboard for 37 minutes of the game
Ron Wilson is a choch
choch by chawchi May 10, 2004
a joint, preferably without block I/O
We rolled a choch and went for a ride
Choch by Choch master January 4, 2008