Chipotle Hangover

The, typically horrific, bowel movement that ensues the morning after eating Chipotle.

Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.

Michael and Jeff: Your what..?

Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.

by techprodohc February 2, 2014

chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

Chipotle Cough

The cough you get after eating a Chipotle burrito. It originates from the hot sour cream. The cough is less substantial or even nonexistant from a burrito without sour cream.

After devouring the burrito, Jim let out a massive Chipotle cough

by cjdunk August 29, 2009

Chipotlery

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.

"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"

by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008

chipotlegasm

The moment of sheer bliss and happiness that occurs when one is eating a Chipotle burrito. The main feature that separates Chipotle from Qdoba.

Oh God! Oh God! This burrito is so good! I think I'm having a Chipotlegasm!

by JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 30, 2010

Chipotle stain

I red bloody shit stain left upon your underpants from eating to much Chipotle and farting.

Damn! I farted like twice today and it left this fucking disgusting chipotle stain on my underwear!

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.

P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.

by TheBigTen March 25, 2021