Chinese Food

That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob

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An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob

do you want today to go out to eat chinese food

Chinese Food by PISA February 9, 2005

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Chinese food

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

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Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

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Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?

Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!

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A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.

I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.

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When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.

Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina

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