Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016

chinese food fart

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.

I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.

by chilipepr November 2, 2006

Chinese Food Vagina

When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.

Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina

by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010

The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.

I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.

by AKsteve April 28, 2011

Chinese Food Crip

Anyone acting in such a manor that may pose as an interference or some sort of disruption in the daily life of someone who is of Serkish ethnicity. This may include, but is not limited to:

A) Anyone working for an IT Department
B) Any hot female having a boyfriend and who is loyal to him
C) Anyone who is stupid

That damn IT guy just installed some new software on our computers. My computer now takes twice as long to open up my files. That f***ing bastard is a Chinese Food Crip.

by Maypop February 26, 2005

Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF)

The going currency in which one has to repay the other after wronging said other person.

Zev gave Sara the finger for no apparent reason, therefore owes her a Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF).

by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights March 1, 2009