Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Chinese Spongebob

Online video that depicts a "what-if" situation in the Spongebob Squarepants universe if Bikini Bottom happened to be situated in the People's Republic of China.

Here is a link to said video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

Man 1: Yo, you watch any good youtube vids recently?

Man 2: Yeah, I saw Chinese Spongebob.

Man 1: I've seen that one before too! Hirarious rubber dog poop! Good stuff...

by T-Dawg of the Funk March 18, 2009

Chinese steam roller

when a bunch of men cum and shit in a big ball, stick a ton of naked Chinese babes to it, and roll them down the street.

Dude, I could not fall asleep last night because a ton of Chinese steam rollers were rolling down my street.

by Screamingtofu April 25, 2011

Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.

When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.

by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010

Chinese spy balloons

Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman

“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”

by GQAugust February 3, 2023

Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.

Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O

by Buddy Weiser March 28, 2011

chinese shit

A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.

Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."

by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015