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The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane
by mypeenfat August 16, 2020
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Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.
Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.
I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.
by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004
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Chimpable

Chimpable (adjective):

Describing the ability to simplify complex and innovative concepts, technologies, or ideas, making them easily understandable and accessible to a wider audience.

Pertaining to the skill of breaking down advanced and intricate subjects into more digestible, user-friendly forms without losing the core essence of innovation. Often used in the context of technology, science, and educational content.

Note: The term 'chimpable' cleverly incorporates the agility and intelligence often associated with chimpanzees
Example Usage: "The latest smartphone's technology is so chimpable, even someone with no tech background can understand its advanced features."
by Billy the GOAT gruff February 20, 2024
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Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.
The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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chimpanyeesus

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted
by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017
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