Cheetos

A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.

Wanna see my cheetos little boi...

cuz I know you eat them my guy

by ur mom gei like ali a January 24, 2019

cheeves

In WoW: Short for "Achievements" that one has accomplished.

LF1M tank, whisper your GS and cheeves

by ilikebutts August 23, 2010

pour out some cheetos

In communities plagued by high levels of childhood obesity, spilling a few handfuls of Cheetos from the bag honors the memory of friends who are either deceased or under incarceration, where access to name brand snack foods is generally limited. (See also: pour out some liquor and pour one out)

Example 1:

"This is for the homies locked up in San Quentin," Chris muttered as he withdrew a cheese-coated hand from the bag, aimed it at the sidewalk, and gave it a gentle shake.

Example 2:

"I was thinking about our big cousin Eddie just the other day, and I had to pour out some Cheetos," explained Tom to his younger bother.

by Nomolos April 8, 2008

Cheevo Popped

When you unlock one achievement in a new xbox game and are forced to 100% it now that it is on your record. Often the bane of OCD gamers.

I started Chromehounds and realized the servers were shutdown, it was too late, my cheevo popped.

by CheevoPoppers October 15, 2012

A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015

Cheetos

obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana

-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009

Cheetos

A cheesy snack created by a genius

Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!

by Hooker247 June 28, 2009