Cheesus Juice

Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.

Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.

Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.

Cheesus Juice by RudeAnn Wacky August 21, 2009

cheesus jesus 

the lord's lord.

WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!

cheesus jesus by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011

Cheesus Crust 

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.

Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!

Cheesus Crust by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

Cheesus Christ 

The messiah formed from cheese.

Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!

Cheesus Christ by Boogiman February 17, 2009

Cheesus Crust 

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.

Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.

Cheesus Crust by Max. Layton August 19, 2008

Cheesus Christ 

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.

Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay

Cheesus Christ by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019

Cheesus Crust 

Less blasphemous than saying Jesus Christ, or an atheist way of saying Jesus Christ

Cheesus Crust!! I just stubbed my toe!

Cheesus Crust by FLiCaBuG June 24, 2004