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Sloppy Cheesecake

A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”
by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018
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brazilian cheesecake

Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.
When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"
by Skytzro May 6, 2019
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Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.
I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.
by KZOO269 June 14, 2019
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Cheeseball

Used one time after a person says something silly, goofy or corny, or behaves in a similar way.
Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.
Melvinis acting like a total cheeseball
by Soob March 19, 2004
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cheesebar

The cheesebar is the top bar across the top of a hockey net (usually refered to as a crossbar). If your a hockey player and you don't go cheesebar down then there really isn't a reason to score, you might as well of just stayed home. Cheesebar and in or nothing.

Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.
"Wow Yzerman just went cheesebar down on that sick goal."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."
by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007
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Telford Cheesecake

The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.
Bobby had to choose between sex or desert so he choose both by having a Telford cheesecake.
by shadendays November 15, 2009
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Chicken Cheesecake

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.
by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021
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