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channeling Barbara

The inevitable feminisation of men overage generally appearing in the mid 30s.
Oh him. He's channeling Barbara. I caught him in his room last week putting on moisturiser and listening to showtunes
by seantorious October 14, 2010
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chattin it up

chattin it up is Conversing with others, it can be anyone from: a friend, foe, or even that speacial some on that you are "talkin to"
what you doing? nada mane just chattin it up wit oh girl.,

Do some work dont just be sittin there chattin it up.,
by Feel J Akir September 30, 2007
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chattin shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester July 24, 2008
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ChatlineOperators

The hottest PSOs and web cam girls in the world.
Bob: I have the biggest stiffy I need a hot chick to make me cream my pants

Bill: You wanna talk to one of them chatlineoperators...they're the business
by Pink Kitten January 20, 2009
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Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.
I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.
by Hawtex February 10, 2015
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Jesus Chatline

A religious chat line run by two pastors, Richard Burnish and Steven Chilton. It is commonly trolled by channel 4 users and people who have nothing else to do, like the reader who looked this definition up.
Bob: Hey, whats that religious streaming service called?

Mike: Oh, Jesus Chatline!
by Dank Tellituby May 13, 2017
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chattin air miles

When one proclaims a statement, someone who has heard it believes it not to be true or false, and so replies with the statement: "stop chatting air miles".
"arrhhh blud, ye know dis new era hat is bare fresh, man's must of jacked it from JD blud!

REPLY FROM FELLOW HOODMAN

"erhhhhh, no blud, stop chattin air miles! Dat hat is wack!"
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