uniform chaser

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

by jepleure November 16, 2009

speedo chaser

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.

"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"

by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013

Cornbowl Casserole

A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.

I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.

by ebghjebb September 16, 2016

Chasement

A basement that consists of an excessive amount of labelled chests.

Fin: "Woah! This chasement hurts my brain. So many chests!"
Harvey: "I know right, dude!"

by 666HARVEY April 25, 2022

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009

chase the bag

To grind hard or achieve high goals

I gotta chase the bag. It's the only way out

by Rddillo April 19, 2018

Casseroled

The accumulation of body fat that occurs after years of eating casseroles, hot dish, and pot lucks.

Guy-"Whoa, I have not seen Lulu for years, she's huge!"

Gal-" Yeah, she has been casseroled!"

by AGRODEO August 21, 2016