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chaldean: iraqi christians of the eastern rite branch of catholicism.

not arab; however very similar.

chaldeans, like all races have their good and bad.

the good: very good at running a business. have more business knowledge than many nonchaldeans who have college degrees in business. they have somehow cheated uncle sam out of paying income tax on their party store operation. I don't know how.

the bad: chaldeans think they are racially superior to other races. I dont know why. they dont have a home nation, lack any drive to acquire advanced education, and have an arrogance/superiority complex that would make YOU WANT to pretend like they don't exist.

these people are shallow and materialistic to the extreme, so much so in that they sacriice higher education in favor of getting plastic surgery.

I have never met a chaldean brain surgeon, nor are there any significant number of chaldeans at places like Stanford or MIT
chaldeans, like all races have their good and bad.

the good: very good at running a business. have more business knowledge than many nonchaldeans who have college degrees in business. they have somehow cheated uncle sam out of paying income tax on their party store operation. I don't know how.

the bad: chaldeans think they are racially superior to other races. I dont know why. they dont have a home nation, lack any drive to acquire advanced education, and have an arrogance/superiority complex that would make YOU WANT to pretend like they don't exist. THEY DO NOT LIKE OTHER ARABS/ OTHER MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE. they also hate muslims, and other non-christian arabs

these people are shallow and materialistic to the extreme, so much so in that they sacriice higher education in favor of getting plastic surgery.

I have never met a chaldean brain surgeon, nor are there any significant number of chaldeans at places like Stanford or MIT
by Genocide Kommando March 31, 2009
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Chaldeans are Catholics from Iraq. There are thousands of chaldeans in metro-detroit area (west bloomfield=little baghdad), san diego, sweden, and denmark.

Chaldeans are honest hard-working people who have fled Iraq due to war and persecution against christians. Family means the world to us and we are a very tight-knit community.

All the white trash LOVE to hate on us.

They think its funny when they call us camels or sand n******. Chaldeans have too much respect for themselves to go starting a fight with someone like that.

Here are some common stereotypes about us:

"all chaldeans own liquor stores or gas stations" in iraq chaldeans had dream jobs like professors at universities, lawyers, doctors...but when they came to america any degrees/lisences were no longer valid. Chaldeans left home with little money, so liquor stores seemed like the way to go!

"chaldeans marry cousins" chaldeans marry cousins (rarely) so they can bring relatives to america who are stuck back home without the right paperwork.

Chaldeans refer to other chaldeans as "cuz" as a joke.
We have tons of real cousins.

Being invited to a chaldeans home means that they consider you to be very close to them.

We love showing other people our culture.

We always feel the need to overfeed guests, but our food is frickin awesome anyways!

Dont listen to what the haters have to say. Get to know us yourselves. We are fun, friendly and you can never not have a great time when you're with a chaldean.
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by westbloomfield chaldo July 25, 2012
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Chileans

Really cool people who comes from Chile, the most cool people from latin america, they are very friendly people, they have the most cool slang in spanish and they are thieves by nature (and they feel proud of it). VIVA CHILE MIERDA :D
chileans are cool, peruvians are fuckin gays
by el1313 January 7, 2010
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Chaldean

The most ungrateful, ignorant race known to man kind. They don't pay taxes, they cheat immigration and they are beyond rude. Chaldeans own most if not all gas stations and party stores in the area. They also happen to be the reason Sterling Heights and most of southeastern Michigan have gone to the dogs. Or camels in this case.
"Hey, who is by far the rudest person you know?"

"oh easy, Rashan Yousif, he's chaldean"
by I should Call IMS April 29, 2010
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An immigrant (sometimes illegal) from an Arab nation who either owns or has a close relative who owns a liquor store or gas station and has limited education.

Known to pack with fellow chaldeans for purposes of feeling secure and powerful although possessing very little security or power in reality.

Never mature emotionally and are distrustful of true americans. Pack in groups and never learn to function on their own. Furthermore, they don't integrate into the american culture well and tend to keep their arab ways of life which is mostly annoying. Not well liked by the general population.
I need to grab a six pack and some smokes....OK, I'm running up to the chaldean store, be back in 10 mins.
by boomer323 June 23, 2010
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Is someone who thinks their so damn tuff and strong. Chaldeans usually work in gas stations and liquor stores. They usually have cadilacs and jeep trucks, they dont own these cars they can only afford to rent them. They usually walk around with their chest pumped out. All they talk about is sports and hitting MJR at night. The leaders of the Chaldeans are tonio and tommy. They run around sterling heights jumping weak ass people. Chaldeans do not fight one on one they bring their relatives up to eight generations. The only words they use are bro and my man. Chaldeans girls are so hot but when they take of their shirt, you think their black because they are so hairy. Chaldeans usually worship 2 pac and scarface. I dont know why. They usually show off their nextels they got from their uncles liquor/cell phone store. They talk to black people but when chaldeans are alone they make fun of black pople. Chaldeans hang around with albanians. Albanians and Chaldeans are very alike but Albanians steel everything they own, Chaldeans get it from their mom and dad. Chaldeans are now migrating to Arizona because the climate is like the dessert where they come from.
I seen this guy walking down the street with eighteen of his cousins. He had spikey hair like a Gotti brother and had on a fake chain. He must not of been chaldean because he did not have a nextel attached to his belt.
by BigChaldoBalla87 August 16, 2008
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Or Cameldeans, these loud ass fucks think they are hard asses from Detroit, when they aren't. They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks. Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here. They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it. Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1. I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck.
by Spartans! February 4, 2005
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