Chairman Phat 

My sex friend. We meet up at a motel and spend the night sucking and fucking each other.

Ooooo Chairman Phat I want your cock.

Chairman Phat by true believer May 28, 2003

Chairman of the Board 

The chairman of the Board is the last guy of a 10+ person gangbang. After all guys have came on her face he then steps up cums on her and then from above gives her a hot slurpee.

Out of everone there John showed everyone why the is the chairman of the board.

Sally took one hell of a load from the chairman of the board

Chairman of the Board by Youknow...sickfuck July 22, 2011

Chairman Bob 

1-To put a paper bag on an ugly girl's head before having sex with her so you don't have to look at her face

2-brownbag

Jim: Dude, that chick's hot!
John: Are you serious? She's gross.
Jim: But just her face, I'd totally Chairman Bob that.

Chairman Bob by Malik Davoodi January 17, 2009

chairman of the bored 

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

chairman of the bored by C-Dubs November 26, 2007

Chairman Lmao 

An emphatic conjugation of the word Lmao, trumping Lmayonnaise

Person 1: lol
Person 2: lmao
Person 1: lmayonnaise
Person 2: Chairman Lmao
Observer: damn those two must have seen something really loltastic

Chairman Lmao by Vladimir Gavrylyuk August 1, 2009

Chairman Phat 

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.

All your choad are belong to us!

Chairman Phat by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Chairman , ACK 

The weird owner of the AZC Ecosystem.

Chairman , ACK demoted me.

Chairman , ACK by fytfjjjfthfr December 25, 2022