Chainsaw

A text message, so named for it's annoying, distracting buzz.

"Dude, what's that sweet metal riff?"

"Yo, man, someone chainsawed me!"

by Mr Chainsaw June 15, 2009

chainsaw

You get some anal beads, stick it to a chick, and pull 'em out quickly, as if you were revving a chainsaw.

Yo son, I chainsawed this bitch so hard she was bleeding like yo mama... yo.

by Philerykah January 6, 2007

chainsaw

The act of pulling out a strand of anal beads from a females rectum with brute force, causing the female to let out a scream similar to starting a chainsaw.

Man that bitch wanted to be a freak with me, so I chainsawed that hoe!

by marty89 March 21, 2011

Chainsaw fart

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.

My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

Raped with a chainsaw

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.

I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

Chainsaw man

Suffering/Pain

Chainsaw man is pure chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 6, 2020

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013