pet cemetery cat

rosemary greenwald

don’t let the pet cemetery cat in!!!

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

Cemetery girl

A term used to describe a girl who often finds herself ghosted or abruptly ignored by people she meets online, especially on platforms like Facebook Marketplace. She's always left hanging, just like a ghost wandering a cemetery.

Every time Caryn tries to buy something from Facebook Marketplace, she ends up being a total Cemetery Girl; sellers keep disappearing on her right after she shows interest.

by cemeterygirl April 29, 2024

cemetery

your moms chcoooo

marie get that cemetery outta mi face righta now

by gdbyelol May 5, 2021

Boner cemetery

Where fun goes to die.

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.

by hl friendly December 8, 2022

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.

Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom

by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018

Elephant Cemetery

When a bunch of dudes go to a club expecting to meet women, drink too much, don't hook up, and then pass out

OMG, he said it was a total elephant cemetery last night. Good thing we didn't show up. Would not want to be surrounded by trunks!

by saltychurro June 28, 2019

Cemetery Access

Access so restricted that you have better luck getting into your grave.

That place is strict about their dress code. If you're not wearing a blazer it's cemetery access.
That shelf is so high that I have cemetery access.
That cupboard is like the dark web, I have cemetery access.
No way man, we aren't getting in there, they have cemetery access.
The locks are so good, it's go cemetery access.
Invitation only. Cemetery Access.

by Stella Mar March 3, 2022