bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

Pet Cemetery

Where gerbils and other small animals go to die.

I'll give you a ride to the mall right after I fuck you in the pet cemetery.

by Pnoder July 1, 2009

Pi Cemetery

When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.

In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.

by Fasters November 4, 2022

gerbil cemetery

1. The colon of a man whore. 2. Any area where large groups of gay men live and play.

1. Perez Hilton sits on a gerbil cemetery.

2. San Francisco, CA

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

small town cemetery

another phrase for east palo alto.

ay bitch were you from?
small town cemetery.

by heeeey May 6, 2008

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008

pet cemetery cat

rosemary greenwald

don’t let the pet cemetery cat in!!!

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019