Caveman

Someone who is so behind in times, technology, trends, styles, fads, popular culture, etc., that you would think that they are a caveman from the Stone Age.

Person 1: *comes to school in a loincloth*

Person 2: A loincloth? That was last week's fad! This week's all "about spacesuits... Get with the progam, Caveman!"

by Introducing Organisms March 15, 2010

CAVEMAN

To Beat Someone To Death With A Rocket Launcher In The Halo Series

Favoured By Gunn

Bartaci: Maaaate...
Gunn: Oh No You Dont CAVEMAN!

by Gunntesticle September 30, 2007

Caveman

1) a title given to one who is insanely hairy, has incredible brute strength, sexy in a savage way, sweats a lot, and who's age can't be determined without asking the individual.

2) someone who frequently makes cave-paintings and eats like michael phelps.

3) is either not smart (like a caveman) OR, is INSANELY smart because the person is a caveman and has been alive since dinosaur-times.

4) has a pet that has been extinct for at least one-hundred years.

"hey look it's caveman! Did you know that that hairy beast invented the wheel?"

by keeper of the caveman November 18, 2009

Caveman

The act of beating someone viciously on the head with a dildo.

Ashton " Yo did you see my fight earlier"

Kyle " No why?"

Ashton " I went caveman on his ass"

Kyle " nice! "

by StyleKyle April 8, 2010

caveman

a caveman is a gangasta

lil wayne is a caveman

by drew352 May 18, 2009

Caveman

Even the mighy Henzy bows down to the man from the caves.

Henzy wants to be cavey, but cant so he bows down and accepts cavey's rule, and brings me food...

by cavey August 24, 2004

caveman

When a drunk girl or guy drags someone into the bathroom at a bar to make out / fuck / whatever. Usually in a seedy dive bar men's bathroom, where there's some chick in the background doing coke.

Girl #1: Dude, did you see Krista? She just totally pulled a caveman and dragged that dude in that bathroom.
Girl #2: Ew, I saw someone doing coke in there earlier.

by DDubsss September 27, 2010