cauliflower ears

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Cauliflower

A word at Pizza Factory used to ask a co-worker whether they would sleep with the girl customer that just walked into the restaraunt.

The responding worker than replies either yes, no, or while drunk.

worker #1: (girl walks into restaraunt) "Cauliflower"
worker #2: "meh...probably while drunk."

by paintbllr2008 August 2, 2007

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

Cauliflower Cock

you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009

Shanghai cauliflower

While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.

I was going to town on Jeff's ass last night, and he Shanghai cauliflower me.

by Mr. Jeff Westside October 5, 2017

Cauliflower Clam

A vagina that is infested with genital warts

"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"

by amos quito May 2, 2005

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004