Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

sergio calderon

An amazing man, sings like an angel, kind, warm-hearted, adorable, and he’s funny. Sergio is a part of In Real Life with bandmates Michael Conor, chance, drew, and Brady

Sergio Calderon is so amazing

by -Bradysmoan April 20, 2018

The Cauldron

One of the craziest sex acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. What you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). Once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to piss, shit, and cum (in no particular order, mind you) into the Cauldron, after which the conCOCKtion is deilberatly stirred using the penis.

Customer: Yo, I need a real freak. I been watching so much porn nothing phases me.

Pimp: I gots you, this girl over here Sheronda will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Hell, last night she let this dude do the Cauldron on her!

by Jack the stoner July 4, 2009

Calder

calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow.
Calders are usually tall and athletic.
Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms.

calder was 11 years old when he fell off his bike.

by sally455 January 23, 2009

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

by filopastry October 9, 2014

Calderic

Someone who is full of themselves and has an idol who did nothing worth even being slightly rewarded for.

Calderic accounts on twitter are nearly as irrelevant as Eleanor herself.

by 12899 April 29, 2013

The Devil's Cauldron

The Devil's Cauldron is a sex position where you put your partner naked in a bathtub with boiling water, get in the tub with them and throw a toaster in there for extra *spice*.

DAMN he hella freaky. I cant believe he did the Devil's Cauldron with his girlfriend. Such a shame he's dead now though

by DivinityVT January 13, 2022