Catfish

Catfishes can be ANYONE and its super easy to be one. Have you lied about your name? You a catfish. Lied about your work? You a catfish. Basically if your pretending to be somone (real or fake) your a catfish. Why do people catfish? People who font have a lot of friends may catfish or people who were boerd or people who were bullied or people who want love or people who are mean or people who are scammers ECT. Are catfishes cold-hearted? Not nesicarily. Some people try to find dirt or try to see if a bf or gf is cheating and they arnt nesicarily cold-hearted for example. Can i watch any stories of this? YES! Youtubers make stories and there is a show called Catfish mtv hosted by Nev and Kamie (earlier it was Max) and somtimes guest hosts like one time it was Machine Gun Kelly and other people. Catfish is actually exciting and ut can show you red flags by watching! Where can i watch catfish? Mtv and thier youtube channel definitly. Their youtube is MTVcatfish and also MTV . RED FLAGS TO LOOK FOR: not meeting up, not video calling, not calling, asking for money over and over, stuff not adding up, saying thier meeting up some where and then not showing up, ghosting, being sus ect ECT. Does this mean they are definitly a catfish? No.

Chad: Hey look at this hot chick who added me.
Mike: LMAO shes a total catfish
Chad: ugh why the hot ones always fake

by Ignite_the_nite November 25, 2020

catfish

1 bottom feeder
2 not a filet

After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.

by hippity hoo October 03, 2007

catfish

A dirty fish that folk fry and eat with the head on.

Joel, that catfish still has the head on!!!

by Dak December 04, 2003

catfish

Bearded Lady, hairy woman, women with lots of facial hair

Check that catfish out she's hairier than Jesus

by tonydenver May 06, 2010

Catfishing

When someone decieves you about how they look

Girls wearing makeup but when da makeup gone they look ugly as fuck wow this iguana is catfishing

by Thefactualboys September 05, 2020

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

catfish

Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.

Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!

by waterdude125 September 02, 2010