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Castrate

Removing very special pearls and (maybe) a special stick from a man.
"He managed to castrate me, even though the knife was blunt."
by Garlic_ December 9, 2020
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Castrated

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end
The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.
by Hellsprung February 14, 2018
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cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.
He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.
by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010
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castribate

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.
"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"
by George Philip November 22, 2004
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Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying
“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”
by skeelodripp March 3, 2021
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costimate

cost + estimate

When you have to make a quote or cost estimate for a client, you make a costimate.
Boss: So and so called about a job. They need to know how much it will cost.

Me: Sure, I'll do up a costimate.
by Ameridar September 7, 2011
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casturate

What Greg does to baby sloths when he's upset.
"If I have to clean up after you guys, I'm gonna casturate a baby sloth!"
by uberfalcon November 28, 2013
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