cartepede

A car pileup of epic proportions usually caused by inexperienced mongs who can't drive. Usually instigated but not limited to Justify Car Club, ROE, etc

"Hey dude, did you see that cartepede on the Justify Car Club cruise last night?" #rekt

by cartepede June 10, 2016

Tranny cratered

When a cars transmission is destroyed/broken no longer usable

Oh my transmission just went out. It's Tranny cratered.

by Cargurus April 19, 2018

Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!

by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010

Carterd

When you lose your testicles to your girlfriend. You do absolutely anything your girlfriend tells you to do no matter what!

Girlfriend tells you to do something you say Why are you acting so “carterd“

by Johnny Jim September 11, 2020

carteresk

the act of having sex with dogs and being extremely gay and pretending to be homophobic

oh my god, Mikey is so carteresk.

by garrettesk December 21, 2021

careered

when a person fucks up

Taylor you just careered that shot, what were u thinking?

by HayZues July 2, 2006

cratered

Very, very, very, shwasted.

Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.

by Mix Club May 20, 2011