Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

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James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

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Champs Charter Highschool

Champs Charter High is essentially a sad groups of misfit druggies, weaboos, and kids who weren't accepted into LAHCSA. About 80% of the schools population is highly addicted to nicotine and listens to lil peep or some shitty underground band that makes them believe they are unique and an outsider to the rest of the world, which in reality they're just some kid trying to be edgy.

Girl: Wtf, do you see those kids in the corner snorting xanax?
Boy: Oh ya, those are just Champs Charter Highschool kids doing their thing.

by lolalovesyou July 29, 2018

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Gateway Charter High School

Gateway Charter High School, aka, the worst high school on the universe. The girls are ALL fake. Students here are all wannabe ghetto, druggies, and eventually get sent to ALC at some point in their lives. Although they know how to party, they are dumb as hell. No one from this school ever amounts to anything special. The rules are ridiculous and rarely followed. Please, do not ever enroll yourself here. You will go crazy.

(at an interveiw) Hi, im Mike, im 17, I go to Gateway Charter high school- "

Interviewer: "NEXT"

by Gateway Prisoner November 15, 2010

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career-holed

To choose a college major or enroll in a training program for a job field or profession that is desperate for applicants and is hiring like crazy but by the time you complete your education/training the market for your skill has become saturated and nobody is hiring.

Before I enrolled in college there was a shortage of electrical engineers,they were hiring like crazy and making top dollar.Four years later I have my degree but all the jobs have been filled.I just got career-holed .

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

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