carlistic

Term used to describe the amazing efficiency of a software program.

Can also be used by random people to indicate something amazing.

That program is not carlistic, but it's efficient enough. / That program is not efficiently perfect, but it's efficient enough.

Wow man, your new car paint is carlistic !! / Wow man, your new car paint is perfect !!

by Shantana Quintana June 11, 2006

Dirty Caristae

The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.

It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.

by Crisky November 29, 2021

Carpist

One who installs carpets, one having the profession having to do with the installment of carpets.

Emilys boyfriends family is a family of carpists...who install carpets.

by StaysUpLate December 4, 2009

cartistic

to be cool and artistic all at the same time

Oh my gosh your so cartistic when your drawing!

by bandbuddie06 November 19, 2006

Carnist

A person who has an irrational prejudice of meat eaters. Not real carnivores of course, just human omnivores who rape and murder cheeseburgers.

Hypocritical vegan #1: LOL Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.
Hypocritical vegan #2: Yeah stupid carnists don't know anything.

by Nino Wilson March 8, 2014

Carnist Committee on Climate Change

Carnist Committee on Climate Change (CCCC) is a name that those in the know use to criticize global climate leaders who allow animal agriculture lobbyists to sway them and the public against discussing animal agriculture's relevant effect on climate change - which are 14.5% of total GHG according to the UN.

CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit

1. The CCCC convinced those passionate environmentalist hippies to vote for subsidizing cow farts again. The world's going to fall apart, but at least we'll have cheese-tho and bacon-tho until the end.

2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists

by Farmer Farts February 4, 2022

Cariston

A Cariston is someone who is typically a fat yet cool pothead who probably works as a dishwasher; Type of person you wanna be friends with but can't stand being around

Man 1: Can't wait to get home, I got a Pizza and some Blunts waiting
Man 2: You're such a Cariston

by CxA1 March 11, 2019