Paul carlson

Paul Carlson has an amazing attitude towards everything. He is particularly known for his enormous penis. He stands a mere 6 feet in tall with a cock to match his height. His eyes mesmerized the finest hoes in the USA and he gave them what they all desired, his hard thick cock.

Paul Carlson is a man.

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Carlson Becker

Extremely Dank person who has the dankest memes and is the top 🆑🅾️⛎✝️

He is a dank Carlson Becker

by Scronchinatpr February 15, 2018

Rand Carlson

Known for his infamous lip flare and red face, Rand is an ultra liberal who aspires to be POTUS. He can't keep a steady drum beat, and can only really play the cymbals well. Girls ditch him at Prom, and he will probably never have a steady relationship in his life. He also drives a Fiat 500.

Yeah, Rand Carlson is such a knob.

by TEAM BLAINE March 24, 2019

Ali Carlson

The definition of perfection, the most beautiful girl in the world who deserves everything good ever in life. The catches everyone’s gaze but she is too good for any low life man. She is the epitome of perfection

Man across the street- wow is that Ali Carlson, she really is perfect

by Anonymous wide receiver August 16, 2023

Gavin Carlson

Any person who is from spaghetti land and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

“Let’s get out of here, I don’t like this flipping hecker Gavin Carlson.”

by Flippinhecker April 3, 2019

Tucker Carlson

(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.

by boggler May 8, 2021

Tucker Carlson

A euphemism for someone who is a bold faced racist.

Ex. That man driving the truck with the Confederate flag bumper sticker is suck a Tucker Carlson.

Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.

by Emmerton July 17, 2019