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Bellender Carlisle

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A girl who annoyingly just focuses on the top corner of your helmet when giving you oral sex
That wasn't no job! Gal just camped out Central North East of the Glans head only on some peckish shit. Shit that shit was shit.

Upto several Bellender Carlisle in every hood man...move on. You worth more.
by Kunnin April 10, 2019
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Carlisle Cullen

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The Olympic Coven's ( also known as the Cullen Coven) " adopted father/sire" he got all the cullens to become animal drinking vampire "vegetarians " He also seems to think that because he and the rest of his family drink animal blood they are automatically better than all human blood drinkers and is Christ reborn.
Friend: What the heck, Carlisle Cullen makes no sense, it's called a blood bag idiot.

Me:I know right like what the heck Carlisle quit acting like you are so much better than everyone just because you don't understand the meaning of real food and rabies,I mean they're animals for god sake.
by HelloTwithches September 16, 2016
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Carlisle

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The sickest cunt you will ever meet. Cool guy. Thinks hes a sexy beast but that's up to you to decide.
Hey did you see carlisle, isnt he just the sickest!
by 50000 voltstothenipples February 1, 2018
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Carlisle

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A walled city, protector of the city(people), defender
Carlisle is so good to its people.
by Magic!an June 9, 2021
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Carlisle

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Tall goofy coconut with squidward ear ting. Heart of gold reliable super supportive as a friend.

Only thing bigger than his cock is his body count

Common known for playing gotcha you looked and using phrases like "wanu"and "your cheeks"

PSA : Do not mix with alcohol
GUY1 Met Carlisle lastnight seems pretty cool

GUY2 yeh no doubt shame my 10 yr old could drink him under the table
by Definetly not callum November 23, 2021
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