Caitfishing

When you get scammed by a bitch named Caitlin

I met this girl named Caitlin, we went on a few dates and we had fun but she ended up not being who I thought she was. I was a victim of Caitfishing.

by NAN126 March 4, 2019

Crapfishing

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...

Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

by Crab with a Choc Ice June 19, 2020

catfisting

A sexual act where you trick someone into thinking you will give them a rimjobbut instead fist them.

I decided to try catfisting last night, boy did my girlfriend get a shock!

by 2lstgun September 26, 2017

carwashing

The act of several men, in two horizontal lines, covering a willing female in their ejaculate

Mary spent many hours washing away the man paste after a good session of carwashing

by Smart Pete January 10, 2006

Catfishing

To have one large pubic hair protruding from one's zipper, whether purposely or by accident. The term comes from the long barbels, or whiskers that stick out from the mouths of catfish. While the whiskers of catfish house their taste buds and are used to search for food in murky waters, the act of catfishing will only serve to make you look like a complete slob, oblivious airhead, or creepy perv.

"So I was giving a presentation the other day, and I looked down and realized that I was totally catfishing! I was so embarrassed, so I spent the rest of the time with my back to the audience!"

"I was catfishing at the club last night and at least 3 people noticed!"

by winstysay July 29, 2009

emotional catfishing

using storys or tramatic events to influence someones sympathy for you so they feel sorry and arnt able to bring up hard to talk about topics because there "life" trama makes it where you dont want to add stress.

emotional catfishing; (internet relationships))) that claim these terrible things happened to them but mostly they probably didn't and they just want there pity, and the other person believes them because they got the short end of the stick and actually have genuine feelings for the lier and would rather believe them than except that they lied

by xxflashtime July 16, 2014

Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.

I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"

by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016