Shit hole town in the sticks of Michigan with a population nearing 2000. Very well known for potheads, drunks, alcoholics, drugs, and teen pregnancy. Becoming locked into the mysterious ways of the towns functioning, one will find it near impossible to escape it's grasp on your social life.
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A little town in the middle of nowhere full of hicks and Mexicans. There are your occasional Arabs and towelheads.
Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.
If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!
Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.
The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.
Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.
If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?
Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.
If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!
Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.
The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.
Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.
If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?
Girl: HEY! Did you hear about Alyssa?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?
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he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
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