Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

Careman

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

by Mortification7a March 1, 2009

Caraway

Southern most dwelling person with oversized hands, feet, and rat-nest like hair.

How are we going to carry all this stuff? Don’t worry, we have a Caraway to help us.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

Caramel Drizzle

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s face and excreting diarrhea on top of it.

Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night and gave her a caramel drizzle.

by CaramelDrizzler69 December 12, 2022

caramelldansen

A popular Europop song that is the subject of many AMVs, as well as a variety of flash videos. The most popular of these depicts a flash loop of two anime characters doing the same dance over and over, as the chorus of the song repeats endlessly.

"Dance with us
Clap your hands
Do like we do
Take some steps to the left
Listen and learn
Don't miss the chance
We're here now with
The Caramelldance"

~ Caramelldansen English Translation

by DaemonMcRae March 26, 2008

Caramia

Caramia- A female name that means 'my beloved' in Italian. Also is the definition of unscribable beuty; Long hair and eyes that lights up the whole world, fit body and has a stron personality. A Caramia is a person who's strong enough to wait for the Mr.Right guy. She's a total beuty and she has the "IT" even if you really cant put your finger on the "IT"

-Who's that?

-It's Caramia she's new here.

-She's HOT!

-I know, right?

by sasslikelou July 17, 2013

Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010