People born under the sign of the 10th house of the zodiac, also represented as The Devil in tarot cards...and in real life. It is often written Capricorns are hard working, stoic, serious minded, determined, and succesful; what isn't mentioned is that they are the TOTAL OPPOSITE of those traits, because they are: the laziest, flakey, inferior, think-I'm-interesting-but-I'm just a lying-selfish-boring douche bag, unoriginal, unintelligent shithead saggy uterus sack. You have the emotional depth of a saucer of milk, and your creativity is that of an earthworm. Physically, you usually resemble a plain, warted-up potato; but people fuck you not because you're interesting, but because you are a moraless whore. Over all, the Capricorn is the opposite of what they say they are. By the way, you are ALSO not as progressive and "cool" as you think, it has often been said that Capricorn's are at least 10 years behind in fashion and trends, and 20 years behind in behavior.
by LetThyTruthBeBold November 09, 2009
A person born in December 22nd - Jan 20th who values possessions more than people, probably because no one wants to hang around a greedy workaholic who is oversensitive and needy.
Classic Examples of a Capricorn: Voldemort, Dido Armstrong, David Bowie, Nicholas Cage, Liam Hemsworth
by From Anonymous March 25, 2012
The baddest bitch ever that was a Giant cock and the fastest peach since Kim k. Rumor has it that god is a Capricorn
by Xxjhnuxx December 16, 2020
Capricorn’s are usually charming when you first meet them but once you get to know them they are hell. If so a girl They are usually in love with their self and tells everyone that they are the shit and they believe that they are the shit . Also both genders are very conceited. They will tell you how it is and you have hate them
Bin-Hey you know that new girl is a Capricorn
Tin- ohh she ready to be hell I heard that they are crazy
Tin- ohh she ready to be hell I heard that they are crazy
by Capricornbih12 December 13, 2017
Capricorn’s are usually a dumb fuck that will make u want to kill yourself treat u like your trash and leave u after they are done making your life living hell! 🥰🥰
by idhwjhdiquifqisw February 21, 2021
A magical unicorn who is not a virgin even though he could do better he is better off with the scorpio.
by bushlight January 20, 2018
Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.
by TigerGirl4353 September 28, 2015