Canoe Captain

a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.

Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.

-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"

by Paw Lee March 15, 2012

Canoe Slut

A man or woman who has numerous whitewater canoes that he or she can paddle whenever they please. However, sometime the other canoes get jealous and canoe drama ensues.

Anthony is a canoe slut.

by ylheor April 30, 2011

Canoe Croissant

Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.

We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.

by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020

canoe ride

A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.

When r we going on a canoe ride??

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mj1yl/amaa_ask_madonna_almost_anything/cc9xq4h?context=1

by bc0 September 17, 2013

canoe print

when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.

damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.

by darryl e January 28, 2004

canoe dude

A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.

You are pulling a canoe dude right now.

by Canoe dude February 22, 2018