Face Candle

A cigarette.

I'll meet you at the pub soon, just have to pick up some face candles from the servo on the way.

by Big SDog August 25, 2020

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.

"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"

by deacon frost November 24, 2014

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005

candice

Ligma but not as funny

Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*

by brunaldo July 29, 2018