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Canadians

A person who is born immigrated or came from Canada
these creatures are the worst beings on the planet, their blood consists of maple syrup They make homes which are classified as " igloos " They glorify hockey
Hey dude Do you know I beat Canadians?

Woah POG
by Chewables February 7, 2022
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paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.
by kmcj22 December 13, 2015
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Canadas History

1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup
1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."

2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
by Dodger863 February 4, 2010
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canadians

The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".
American: Check out those pussy Canadians...
Canadian: Am I pussy because we don't go and fight wars over some oil, and hold a pre-emptive strike? Or because we are half french? Shut up eh?
by KinGAleX March 31, 2005
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Canadians

Penguin riding people whose currency consist mainly of monopoly money. Their daily source of protein comes mainly from maple syrup. They are proud gay people that adore the french. At night they sleep soundly in their igloos which they leave unlock. They have admirable speech patterns using words like aboot and eh?
What are canadians all aboot eh?
by n17 May 28, 2010
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canadas history

the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.
i just canadas history the hell outta that bitch
by christopher huntopus February 6, 2010
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Canadians

by David Richardson March 4, 2005
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