Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

Calmatience

Noun: Combination of calm and patience, usually used as an exclamation and with a slight Mexican accent.

"Calmatience Elena! Don't exhaust yourself worrying about your clutch. The key to driving stick...is remaining calm and being patient. Calmatience."

by 101 Calmations November 12, 2012

Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Cumatose

A condition that middle aged and old aged women seemed to be under

I just want it to be like ten minutes tops and then just let me rest... for like a really long time

Wow straight cumatose

by Bend over and take it raw February 14, 2021

Clamatose

When a woman's vagina is so rank, that you actually pass-out from smelling it.

John decided to go down on his new girlfriend for the first time, but was overcome by the stench of her dirty twat and remained "clamatose" for what seemed like hours.

by GizzyLizzy July 6, 2012

carbatosed

The feeling you get when you have an insulin spike post eating lots of carbohydrates, and thus feel comatosed, by carbs.

I ate, like, a whole loaf bread. I was completely carbatosed, I slept on the sofa all night.

by nomad464 January 15, 2016